双语笑话五则

时间:2016-12-30 编辑:婉玉 手机版

  讲笑话,有助于活跃气氛,听笑话,有助于愉悦身心。下面是小编整理的五则双语笑话,希望对大家有用,更多消息请关注应届毕业生网。

  双语笑话:有益的教训

  In England nobody under the age of eighteen is allowed to drink in a public bar.

  Mr.Thompson used to go to a bar near his house quite often,but he never took his son,Tom,because he was too young.Then when Tom had his eighteenth birthday,Mr.Thompson took him to his usual bar for the first time.They drank for half an hour,and then Mr.Thompson said to his son,"Now,Tom,I want to teach you a useful lesson.You must always be careful not to drink too much.And how do you know when you've had enough?Well,I'll tell you.Do you see those two lights at the end of the bar?When they seem to have become four,you've had enough and should go home."

  "But,Dad,"said Tom,"I can only see one light at the end of the bar."

  有益的教训

  在英国,十八岁以下的人不准进酒吧喝酒。

  汤普森先生以前常常去他家附近的一个酒吧喝酒,但他从来不带他的儿子汤姆去,因为他年纪太小。后来,当汤姆年满十八岁的时候,汤普森先生第一次带他去他常去的那家酒吧。他们喝了半个小时,而后,汤普森先生对他儿子说:“汤姆,现在我要告诉你一个有益的教训。你必须时时小心不要喝得太多。你怎么知道你喝够了呢?好,我来告诉你。你看见酒吧那头有两盏灯吗?当那两盏灯看起来变成四盏的时候,你就喝够了,应该回家了。

  “可是,爸爸。”汤姆说:“在酒吧那头我只能看见一盏灯。”

  双语笑话:时间对猪有什么意义?

  One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living. The city man saw a farmer in his yard, holding a pig up in his hands, and lifting it so that the pig could eat apples from an apple tree. The city man said to the farmer," I see that your pig likes apples, but isn't that quite a waste of time?" The farmer replied," What's time to a pig?"

  一天,有一个城市里的游客来到一个小乡村,在乡间路上开着车,想看看农庄是什么样子,也想看看农夫怎样种田过日子。这位城里人看见一位农夫在宅后的草地上,手中抱着一头猪,并把它举得高高的,好让它能够吃到树上的苹果。城里人对农夫说,"我看你的猪挺喜欢吃苹果的,但是,这不是很浪费时间吗?"那位农夫回答说,"时间对猪有什么意义?"

  双语笑话:校园幼齿们的两则笑话

  1.Two Birds

  Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?

  Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.

  Teacher: Please tell us.

  Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

  两只鸟

  老师: 这儿有两只鸟,一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子,哪只是麻雀吗?

  学生:我指不出,但我知道答案。

  老师:请说说看。

  学生:燕子旁边的就是麻雀,麻雀旁边的就是燕子。

  2.The Fish Net

  Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?

  A lot of little holes tied together with strings. replied the little girl.

  鱼网

  你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗,安? 老师发问道。

  把许多小孔用绳子栓在一起就成了鱼网了。 小女孩回答道。

  双语笑话:The New Teacher 新老师

  George comes from school on the first of September.

  George, how did you like your new teacher? asked his mother.

  I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too.....

  9月1日, 乔治放学回到家里。

  乔治,你喜欢你们的新老师吗? 妈妈问。

  妈妈,我不喜欢,因为她说3加3得6, 可后来又说2加4也得6。

  双语笑话:一次物理考试

  A physics Examination

  Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard.The question was: When it thunders why do we see the lightening first, then hear the thunder rolls? Nick's answer: Because our eyes are before ears.

  一次物理考试

  在一次物理考试时,当同学们都还在苦思冥想时,尼克很快就答好了第一个问题。

  这个问题是:为什么在打雷时,我们总是先看到闪电后听到雷声?

  尼克的回答是:因为眼睛在前,耳朵在后。

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